When they bite — engage them in an argument. Et voila! A quick two or three line status update will encourage a few of your more gullible friends to part with their most sensitive information — their Facebook password! Just type the following:. Like this…. Sign in. Log into your account. Similarly you can manage post text,likes,time,share options and comments. After completion click on "Generate Image" button to save your generated facebook status.
Then after some time a pop will show up on the screen with the share and download options for the generated fake facebook post. Sometimes picture uploading can take time so be patient and wait for the popup window to appear on the page.
After some time pop window will appear from which you can share your generated fake facebook status by Home Facebook Status Generator. Advantages of Using Fake Status for Facebook Facebook is one of the most popular platforms today that allows online thought sharing and social networking. Post Image:. Message: Wow, is this a fake Facebook Post? Damn it looks so real! Post Time:. Comment Bottom Picture:. Go rent a brain cell and read the joke again. Are you making his money, Aim Pownall?
I think not. What an idiot. She has a boyfriend? They tell us to send our clothes to the starving in Africa, Believe me if they can fit into mine they are not starving…. A divorced man walks over to his ex-wifes new hubby n asked…so how does it feel enjoying 2nd hand goods?.. Why the hell does everyone dis on Justin bieber? What did he do to you? My bf said he was gunna give me the world but i told him in this rate of crimes n this resesion i dont want it lol ….
Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face.
But we can still raise awareness! I think its hilarious! Answer: Mother fucker.. If enough of you do this, you CAN make a difference! Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine.
But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? New one… X thought he saw a ninja while driving home today… Turned out to be just a light pole… Or was it?
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Enhancing Your Game Streaming. Beam Shaper. Crypto Platforms Lending Ethereum. Such a Wonderful Collection.. My favorite one was about eating the giant marshmallow, and waking up to find your pillow gone. Fab …………….!! The Justin Bieber jokes are not funny. None of this was funny. It was crappy grammar and punctuation also. These are seriously funny. If u wanna see more funny fb statuses go to funnystatus. Slept like log last night,, woke up in the fireplace.
That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet. This stuff really made me laugh. Where do you keep all of that tomato sauce? Try putting this on your status if you want your friends to get a laugh. Can I get 69 likes on this. Sorry, I just need something to match my full-time job. Eww wtf who would say tat loke ugh what if there is younger people reading thiz. If I tell you your ass looks fat will you stop asking? A lot of people have no talent. Everything is made in china , except babies, theyre made vachina c;.
Too many cmoplnimets too little space, thanks! I Love these hahahaaa! Freakin Funny i love the ladder! Well fuck u! If, all men are dogs…I guess dat just makes all women pussy cats..? Assholes and opinions everybody has one and yours stink.
These are really funny i use them for my statuses on facebook. Hey, Jay Murphy, that was pretty good lol. As if talkin to my wall is bad enuff…i have to type it on my facebook wall too. Steve Jobs is dead, you idiot; it was all over the news!
Awesome stuff, really appreciable, searching for that from long time. Good list. Girl: Yhur a butthole.. This is so hilarious. I love the justin beaver ones they seriously made my day. Nyssa Usher! Very nice jokes…. LawL love thes things but some are tooo stupid. Lovee thessee maaan ther soo funnyy.. The Justin Bieber ones were my favorite! Twinkle Twinkle little whore relationships come in twos, not in fours.
Twinkle Twinkle my little slut spread your cheeks and whipe your butt. Twinkle Twinkle little slut spread your cheeks so I can fuck your butt. Dang, I didnt think anybody knew that I was gay…. I got so many likes from these on FB,they had ma Lmao! Wow, that funny! But some are too icky. My niece Mason was looking at my laptop screen!! These were soo alsome.. Omg I posted one of these statuses and got Almost 4 like in 5 minutes!
This stastus with codebar is the best. Never moon a werewolf. Ketamine — Just say nay How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning? Why does everyone think my Dads are gay?
I just ended a long-term relationship today. Well some of these are really funny , Others just stupid! Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon. Your mom… bitch quit reading status and go make me a damn sandwich! Really good website haha pissed myself just reading them!! Its funny guys remember your bra size but not your birthdate.. This comment is hacked, you can like it as many times as you like :.
Ahaha dont u just live how my name and my comment coincide? OH WOW!! Men marry becoz they are tired, women becoz they are curious;n both are disappointed; lolx;. Haha , wow , half of it really make sense! The other half ….. No offense to blondes! Oh im sorry im not perfect for you but did you ever realize that your full of flaws too?? Thats a stupid thing to say to a girl and to some girls it really offends them. This is so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wont be impressed with science until i can download a zinger burger…:-p. Is it just me, or is the ice cream machine at McDonalds always broken.. I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more. Read More: Romantic Love Status. When you have to choose from good to better or best, you should pick up the best forget the rest. This is our best list of Facebook status you may like to put on your profile! I will walk 30miles backward if you can pronounce the letter m without your lips touching.
Some of the fruits I know now, I never knew existed, thanks to shampoo, I know my fruits now. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. If you have to fall in love with someone, fall for their personality, then the rest of everything will become beautiful.
Learn from the mistakes of others. Accept me for who I am because this is me today. Being creative while posting a status on Facebook is just proof of your humor. Keep bosting the unique quality and continue to make wow your friends, followers, and community.
You may use our compilation also. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure. No matter what you are people will still bless you, even if you are a kidnapper or a crooked politician.
Be yourself and the right people will love the real you. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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